I yawned I cried

It was my biggest nightmare.
A dark room with lots of strangers, more than two hours of torture, an over botoxed lady and an arrogant man with an ugly body and insanely bad chest hair.

Baz Luhrman you haven't done it again.
Although McCain?! Keep up the bloody good work.

The Mute Prophet

On the weekend I had a stall, I sold clothes and teapots and old powder puff compacts from the 50's. The money I earned was fairly ace but the greatest thing happened and it was...

Just picture a man dressed in furs and skins and coffee coloured materials walking bare foot, leaning on his magnificently carved walking stick, with dread locks, wrinkled skin and wise eyes.

"He doesn't speak, he thinks he is a prophet"
"A prophet?"
"Yes, A prophet!"

So as this man walked around the market my eyes walked with him until!
*suspense increases*

The prophet approached my stall, we made eye contact, I looked away.
He Nodded, I admit to blushing and slouching a little.
He said "How Much?" pointing to an unimportant object on my table, I freaked out, smiled and slowly nodded.

Not only does this make me extremely happy but it brakes my heart to think that all this time no one thought he talked and hence did not talk to him...

So the meaning of all of this ranting IS, that even if you suspect someone is a mute prophet do not hold back and chat.
You never know, maybe he will want to know the price of an umimportant object on your table too.

3mins

Don't be fooled the 'Endless Song of Happiness' goes for exactly three minutes.

For Laughs

[electro remix of obscure indie band plays in background]

JEAN-JACQUES: Ooh Marie, I love your 80s-vibe make-up.
MARIE: Thanks, it took ages, but I think it's totally different and hip.
JEAN-JACQUES: You know what's different and hip? Wayfarers.
MARIE: And fluoro.
JEAN-JACQUES: And looking bug-eyed.
MARIE: And girls making out with girls.
JEAN-JACQUES: And getting your tits out.
MARIE: And acting like a celebrity when you're not.
JEAN-JACQUES: Yeah. It's fun to be fashionable and ahead of everybody else. Did you see the latest Vice? I was totally in the DOs section. Well, not me; my brother. Well, my brother's friend. Actually it was a guy my brother's friend thinks he saw at a party once. Four years ago.
MARIE: Sweeeet.

laperolog.com

Oh Wow, You Leave Tonight.

A Month And A Bit Is A Month And A Bit Too Long.

This Kid, Right?

While I was eating my dinner at the Abotsford Convent, a little fair haired boy came up to my table.
"Watch this!"
So I did.
As he punched the air in front of him and made obscene 'KA-POW' noises, he turned to me and said...
"That's how I KILL people, I'm a baddy!", smile stretched across his face.

Why, Oh Why is killing, and murder and the infamous life style so glorified in Little Boy and Big Boy's Mind's?

Thats Enough!

"They ripped all my gazaeleas off their stems and put them on my porch, right infront of my door! so it was the first thing I saw in the morning before I got my newspaper, as if the worlds bad news wasn't enough!"

- Erma, just another elderly citizin on my street.

Mid Exam Boredom.

Sitting in the back seat
Looking to the side
Watching rain on the window pain
I said
Let me out of here
Get me out of this place
Let me run in the rain
And wash away the pains.

Just a song I wrote during a certain maths exam.

lalalaxx

I Was Curious

I don't know about you, but my household vacuum is really loud.
The last thing I would want to do or be able to do is listen to music whilst vacuuming.
But knowing this, knowing that the possibility of listening to music whilst vacuuming isn't possible, I bought a CD today from a fete...
'Songs for vacuuming'
Please don't judge me it was only 50 cents and when I'm not actually vacuuming the ever so Mexican beat is oh so cheerful

But I fear, just as I suspected when I'm actually sucking little rampant dust mites out of my carpet all I can here is the droning sound of the vacuum.
I was curious.
And as they say... Curiosity killed the cat

or in this instance curiosity made the cat deaf to Mexican music whilst vacuuming?

Frame Games

Rah.Rah.Rah
I've been shopping for new frames
So I can see past your games
And shield my eyes
From willing spies
My inside
Is for me to hide...